Sunday, May 31, 2009

As subtle as a punch to the gut

Isn't it curious? Chaos theory says that a butterfly can cause a typhoon six months later on the other side of the world. Educated Senators bemoan the lack of a nuanced foreign policy whenever a Republican occupies the White House. Everyone running for office promises to just be smarter than the other guy.

What really happens? Stuff like the stimulus package of 2009. It has all the delicacy of shooting mice in your house with a 12 gauge shotgun. At least the 12 gauge is effective for killing mice but the stimulus package may or may not work. A couple of things are certain. You will have some holes to patch in floors and walls. You might be short a family member or two. And the stimulus package is going to be a real pain to pay for, whether or not it's effective.

Republicans practice fiscal restraint by using a 20 Gauge to kill mice.

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