Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Did you read the bill?

Is 1000 pages the new minimum size for legislation? I have a challenge for you. Read the entire New Testament this weekend. Then contact me with the following information.

1. What is the scriptural form of Ecclesiastical governance?
2. Is the Lord's supper a sacrament or an ordinance or both?
3. Are we living in the end times?

Prove each point by scripture.

Too tough? Okay then tell me What Would Jesus Do. About anything.

Not so easy, is it?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus wouldn't do anything, as he is imaginary.

deadlyfarce said...

Oh, how clever is "The Crap Blog Detective".

So intelligent, he/she is incapable of actually reading a text for the point. The post is NOT about Jesus, it's about the impossibility of reading an enormous document and understanding it in a short period of time. The United States Congress is passing legislation without a clue as to what it contains.

I suppose that if one just doesn't like Jesus or Christians it's impossible to pass up a chance to make a snide comment.

This explanation is added for the terminally obtuse.